You’re fired and you’re fucked!

You’re fired and you’re rogered!

You're fired and you are rogered!

There’s priceless news for Juan. But, first, there’s bad news. Layla Redd, his hot boss, calls him into her office. “Hello, Ms. Redd,” he says. “You wanted to see me?” “Have a seat, Juan,” Layla says. “I’m sorry to notify you of your dismissal this day.” Juan is constrained. “You mean I need to go home?” “No,” Layla says. “I mean you’re fired. We’ve had to make some cutbacks and because you are fairly new, we have had to terminate your position first.” Juan is in shock. He cant make almost certainly of it. That ladies man needs this job. “Do you have everything you’d adore to say before we walk you to your desk to collect your things?” Layla says. Might as well go for it, Juan figures. “Well, there is one thing I’d love to say. Now that I do not work here anymore, would it be alright to say I have wanted to have sex with u since I got here?” “Excuse me?” Layla says. “I’ve been contemplating to do this for 2 years,” Juan says. “I urge you would have said me,” Layla says. “Too bad u need to leave now. How about a goodbye bonk?” And so, in a day or two, Juan will be on the unemployment line. But at least he got to screw his 41-year-old boss. Which goes to prove that there are precious days and there’re bad days. And sometimes, there are bad days that turn out to be very good.

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