Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for cock.

Forget the pizza. This HORNY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for weenie.

Forget the pizza. This HORNY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for shlong.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British HORNY HOUSEWIFE, dictates 2 big Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery lad arrives, that babe resolves she’d rather have his pecker than dinner.

She invites him in and spreads the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there is smth I could choke on,” that babe says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, that ladies man doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word she says…until this babe says, “I would really love to copulate u.” “Fuck” is one of those words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where that babe sucks his jock, hops on top of it, rides it unbending and jacks him onto her marvelous face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that’s what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery boys for? To screw hot M.I.L.F.S.. At least that’s the impression I’ve gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who gets more porn slit?

A. Pizza delivery lads
B. Cable chaps
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

Furthermore, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mom and grandmother. That babe works in wedding planning. She is divorced. She’s a swinger. She likes men who wear suits. We identified her on Twitter. The superlatively valuable job that babe is ever had?

“Shooting for you, certainly!”

Of course!

The most priceless job for fellows who want to have sex with porn MILFS? My vote goes to pizza delivery lads.

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