Counsel My Ass!

Counsel My Butt!

Counsel My Booty!

“Ivan, you can tell me anything,” guidance counselor Jenny Mason, 43, says to her first-year student Ivan. “What u say here is confidential.”

“Well, Ms. Mason,” Ivan sputters. “I need to score some condoms from u. My girl wants to go all the way. I heard you’ve condoms for free.”

“Sorry, Ivan, but I’m all out of condoms,” Ms. Mason says. “You’re the tenth scholar that is come by this week. The school is supposed to acquire more next week.”

“I can’t expect till next week,” Ivan protests. “What if my girlfriend changes her mind?”

“Well, there’s always oral job,” Ms. Mason offers.

“I’m over blow jobs,” Ivan says. “I need something fresh, but I do not crave to knock her up.”

“Well, if it is gestation u wanna prevent, there’s one way to have sex, but your girlfriend might not be willing for what I’m about to unveil you,” Ms. Mason says.

Flaunt him?

“You watch, Ivan, first u undress your goddess ally and bend her over. U get her asshole valuable and luscious. Then u bow her over and whisper in her ear, ‘I’m going to screw u up the wazoo now.'”

Yeah, that’s right, flaunt him. Coz in this guidance counselor’s office, nobody goes out into the world without hands-on experience. Not to mention cock-in-the-guidance-counselor’s-ass experience.

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